March 2012
Watchincendiooo:
himynameiscarl:
okson:
franfine:
lil-misty:
glamydia:
oh my god
did she die
THE GIRL THAT JUST EATS CAKE
she just takes a fucking piece of it like nothing ever happened
what the fuck did i just watch
pick her fucking head up, jesus christ.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
February 2012
operator: 911, what's your emergency?
me: achele and faberry
operator: okay i'm on my way
me: OH GOD NO STOP DON'T SAY THAT
birthday day..
people: make a wish..
me: i wish i could meet Curt Mega, fuck Grant Gustin, marry Riker Lynch, have Chris Colfer as best friends, have an affair with Naya Rivera, a particular show of Darren Criss, Lea Michele and Dianna Agron, learn how to dance with Harry Shum Jr, have my pool cleaned by Mark Salling, go make shop with Dominic Barns, watch Michael Jackson's DVD with Kevin McHale..
people: what? are you high? make a possible wish..
me: okay, what about a little puppie?
you're unstoppable, kurt: 001 | Send me a fandom... →
001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:
Favorite character:
Least Favorite character:
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):
Character I find most attractive:
Character I would marry:
Character I would be best friends with:
a random thought:
An unpopular opinion:
my…
crissmichele:
bellatrixareforkids:
...
kissedmequiteinsane:
HEY GUYS REMEMBER
“WHY CAN’T I WALK HAND IN HAND DOWN THE HALL WITH THE PERSON THAT I LIKE”
HE
JUST
DID
"On my way."
HEY FABRAY LOOKIN' GOOD
headmasterzefron:
Blaine said as Kurt dragged him off for locker room fucking.
QUINN, WHAT I JUST
kissedmequiteinsane:
I KNEW IT WAS COMING
BUT
FUCKING
NO
WHY
OH MY GOD
Fan: [Quietly, so the rest of the audience doesn't hear the question] What is your vocal range?
Chris: High? I’ve never measured it, but– I dunno, it’s pretty wide, I think.
Fans: WHAT?! What was the question?!
Chris: My vocal range! ...Oh, that could’ve been awkward.
the-vashta-nerada:
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED 1000 MILES TO
get to an airport
flapdick:
someday there will be a group of people lost in a foreign country and suddenly one of them will shout, it’s okay! i know where to go!
i got lost here on mapcrunch
1 tag
teddykaplan:
Me: Ugh my throat itches.
Dad: I'll give you some cough syrup.
Dad: Why are you crying.
hereinyourarms33:
hotforblainers:
the very last scene of glee ever is going to be brad the piano guy waking up from a coma and the entire series has been one very long dream
and he’ll slowly realize that the kids he hates so much aren’t real
he’s made them all up in his head
then one single tear will roll down his cheek
and he’ll open his mouth to say something
and the screen will go...
Person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
HP fandom: Eat some Chocolate, It'll help
THG fandom: Stay alive
Sherlock fandom: Not my division
Doctor Who fandom: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
Glee fandom: COURAGE
